This weekend I did some thinking about my love life. I realized that I’ve been in a ton of relationships, and I’ve rarely been cheated on. I think out of all the women I’ve been involved with, only like two of them cheated on me. This made me think even more because I’ve been the other man a million times. There was the track star from Clark Atlanta who made my bedroom her home away from home. The aspiring doctor from Howard, who let me hit in a bathroom in a 4 level club in DC, and plenty of other women who came to me to lay the pipe like their shitter was broke. There was a good 4 year stretch of my life where I only had sex with girls who were involved.
So why haven’t I been cheated on? After reading this article in Esquire’s Sex And The American Manissue it dawned on me. I must have been cheated on numerous time, and just didn’t know about it. So I called up a couple of my home girls and engaged in a nice conversation and quickly realized that women are way better cheaters than men.
My home girls who both asked to stay anonymous told me women cheat for two main reasons. They began to break it down for me in a way that surely goes against every word in the woman’s code of ethics, but I digress. After getting this information, I quickly realized that most men are too busy looking for the “twenty-seven-year-old cashiers and the dark-skinned Jewish brunettes who perform sure-footed blowjobs,” to even realize that their main girl is sliding off with another man. So from the bat, women almost never get caught.
Then add in the fact no man wants to be the whiny wimp who cries to his girl about how he thinks she’s cheating on him because being a jealous person who THINKS his girlfriend is sleeping with every guy she knows is lame. Even if the woman is cheating all she has to do is paint her guy as a derange psycho who is always accusing her of cheating. So she’ll leave before she gets caught or blame his allegations as the reason why she cheated in the first place. Brilliance!
While my home girls gave me the same two reasons why women cheat, I’d like to throw in a third reason. If you’ve been reading my blog you know I believe that women enjoy being the other woman. So they add in those women who do, like being the other women and understand they want a taste of having their own man on the side. Those girls are easy and probably never meant to be in a relationship.
As Lisa Taddeo writes on Esquire, “Every time I meet a married woman, I think about the things she does that likely annoy her husband.” I related to that line most because I think the same thing every time a woman tells me she has a man. I go the friend route, and check her twitter and facebook pages and if it’s not polluted with the images of a happy couple my job gets easier.
I know most women don’t want to cheat, and only do it a few times, but if she does post pictures of her relationship on her favorite social network I still know it’s just a matter of time. Her man will mess up eventually, and she’ll be sitting in a bar with me, sipping a patron margarita that taste like happier times as the DJ starts to play Trey Songz or one of those mushy Drake songs then I’m in there. Like Swimwear.
Its those two reasons which make it all possible by fueling a woman’s rationale to cheat. By now most of you women reading this know the two reasons or are wondering what they are, so I’ll inform you.
Women cheat because they think their man is going to cheat on them. Things start going bad in the relationship and it’s an eye for an eye. Women will step out if she thinks her man is not treating her right, or if he is sleeping with another woman at that point they’ll end it or cheat.
Then it’s another factor. One which is probably why women came to me, because their man couldn’t give them what I could. Women cheat with their vagina and not their heart. So if her boyfriend, husband, or man is giving her everything she needs, but just not doing shit in the bedroom, she’s going to look for a pipe layer. She’ll only let him satisfy her sexually and her heart won’t be into it, and if and when her heart does get into it, that is when she’ll start to leave her man.
Well at least that’s what they want us men to know. So I came to the conclusion that I’ve been cheated on, and I never knew about it, and each woman I’ve been with has that mental victory over me. Oh well. I thank them for sparing my feelings.
Are women better cheaters than men? Why do women cheat? Are you a woman who cheated before? How did it make you feel? Do you envy the other woman?