Because life is insane, a woman in Sinaloa, Mexico was caught masturbating during a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey. La Verdadreports, as translated through Movie Pilot, that the the 33-year-old woman was going to town on herself (that mental image; I’m so sorry) in the 12th row of a cinema when people complained and she was dragged out in handcuffs. Which, if I were to make a Fifty Shades-inspired joke here, probably only turned her on more. Zing!
Perhaps this all went down during the toast scene? I mean, it just makes sense. Shirtless Jamie Dornan and breakfast foods = instant orgasm, LADIES AMIRITE?
EWWW!! Now that’s nasty!! You tellin me she couldn’t just wait till it came out on DVD?!?! LMBO
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