14 Awful ways to Break up with Someone

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Tomorrow is Valentines Day, a day full of kisses, laughs and hugs. Well at least it should be, although all people do not care to celebrate Valentines Day. Some are trying to get rid of their valentine, and avoid hitting the mall to spend money on a gift.

There is no easy way to break up with someone. Even if you do it the “right” way (face to face, in a private place, ended with a nice hug if possible), it is still terrible.

Nowhere is this more true than in love and war. Here are some of the worst ways that you can break up with someone. Because, hey, you’re always going to look like a jerk when you break someone’s heart, so why not avoid making yourself look even worse?

1. When You’re Drunk or High

This one is terrible because you probably aren’t at your most articulate and neither one of you will be sure if you mean it until the morning.

2. Have Someone Else Do It

Email, text, and phone calls are more efficient. If you can’t bear to break up in person (which makes you a coward BTW, but you already knew that), at least have the self-respect not to send someone else to do your dirty work.

3. On Vacation

4. Without Notice

If you’ve made your mind up to part ways with this person, please don’t blindside them with this information.

5. On Social Media

Changing your status from “in a relationship” to “single” is something you should do after you’ve told your s.o. that it’s quits.

6. On Valentine’s Day

Love is in the air on Valentine’s Day and sometimes, that can be toxic.

7. On Their Birthday

8. While They’re in the Hospital

We would say it is not a good look to dump your man or woman while they are laid up in the ER. If you’re married “in sickness and health” should mean everything here. If you’re just BF and GF, then you should at least consider it for the sake of good karma.

9. Show Up to a Social Gathering With Your New Bae

Then you show up to a wine party at a mutual friend’s house with arm candy that you’re introducing as your new bae.

10. At Your Wedding

Leaving someone at the altar is one of the most expensive decisions you can make. You definitely don’t want to pay for a wedding without at least getting a few years of marriage out of it.

11. Revealing Your Secret Second Life

You want to let it all out and come clean so you can leave the relationship with a clear conscience. Well, how about you just take your sorry lying ass to a therapist and dump your crap on a paid professional.

12. Leaving Them For A Sibling

Being left for someone else hurts.

13. Making a Scene in Public

Though all of those ways of breaking up are terrible, the worst way to break up is to not do anything at all. Leaving without a trace is a good thing for campers and cat burgers, but it doesn’t work in relationships.