A young South Floridian named Christopher Raphael has set a new low bar for poop offenses by allegedly assaulting his girlfriend with a handful of sh*t!
Cops say the 24-year-old was arrested on Monday after police say he rampaged through his house, beat his 19-year-old girlfriend with a variety of objects and finally threw “body waste” at her. “He cannot get away with this again,” the woman told police. The West Palm Beach police arrested Raphael around 11 a.m. on Monday after responding to a domestic violence report
When police arrived, the victim said that in addition to the poop assault, Raphael had hit her with his hands and a “bed board,” and shattered windows in the house and in her car.
Raphael didn’t exactly play it cool during the arrest; the arresting officer reports that during the arrest he told his girlfriend she was “rapping too much to the police.”
Raphael’s been charged with two counts of battery and criminal mischief.
I just got one question…where did the sh*t come from…was it fresh sh*t lol?