I think someone is gonna get fired.
Three women (apparently wearing some of the dominatrix gear above) visited a Brazilian jail at 3 am Thursday morning. They said they were looking for “a chat and a drink” and promised three guards a “massive orgy.” The women were taken to the guards’ sleeping quarters, where they apparently spiked the men’s drinks somethin’ real strong, handcuffed them, and took the cell keys.
There was a free-for-all after all, as the women unlocked the central gate, and anyone who wanted to leave could. All told, 28 female inmates escaped. According to the Mirror some of them even raided the gun and ammunition cabinet; three shotguns, and two revolvers were stolen.
The Mirror quoted Chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira, as saying that the officers—who slept well into the morning, and reportedly woke up extremely hazy— will be charged with “facilitating a jailbreak” and “culpable embezzlement” because of the firearms theft. Ferreira claimed that the prison break was planned by the boyfriend of one of the women who escaped, Bruno Amorim, 18; Amorim’s squeeze was serving time for attempted murder, robbery, and firearms possession. “Everything indicated that he planned and executed everything, with the help of his girlfriend,” Ferreira said.
Eight of the escaped women have been found. One in a drunken stupor just outside the jail. Another after she crashed a pickup truck that she stole from a nearby farm. Currently, there are still 20 female fugitives, and three lying, shapeshifting dominatrixes on the loose in Central Brazil.