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Sometimes you just need to know!

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Sometimes what starts out as sex turns into something magical…Sometimes, totally unexpectedly, you find that someone has found their way from your pants to your heart.

1. You freely fart around her.

If you’re just in it for a few laps around the track, you’re going to be on your best behavior. A poorly-timed air biscuit can ruin your reputation in your social circles.

But when you beef between the sheets, and you both laugh until you cry? Call mom and let her know you met someone.

2. You put up with friend drama.

You guys have a quid pro quo booty call arrangement. When her roommate who’s “going through a rough time” shows up, you’ve got other plans. But last time, her roommate came in crying, trying to figure out what her new guy’s Instagram pics meant.

Instead of making up an excuse, you opened a bottle of wine, got comfy, and helped your f*ck buddy therapize.

When you’d rather play tag-team Frazier Crane together rather than Call of Duty alone, start figuring out whose family you’re visiting for Christmas.

3. You let her groom you.

If you’re well-showered, coifed, and shaved when you get together, you’re still selling the package. But if she’s giving you a haircut, trimming your body hair, or (you know who you are) popping your zits? You two monkeys just decided to mate for life.

4. You realize she’s not perfect.

When we first meet someone, they’re a blank canvas we can paint all our fantasies on for the perfect partner. When you realize that she leaves used Q-tips sitting out, maybe she needs to breathe more, she’s not that great a driver, and you’re still charmed … well, you know how that goes.

Will your guests get table service, or buffet style?

5. You realize YOU aren’t perfect, either.

When we’re with someone new, we do everything to present ourselves as a well-coifed gentleman. Once you go out to dinner and realize you haven’t showered, shaved, and you’re in the shirt you went to sleep in last night … and she’s okay with it? Start designing the ice sculpture.

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