Terence J’s WTF News

Police in Iowa City, Iowa, say Deaaron M. Hearn was really drunk. Hearn, 22, was allegedly found passed out on a bench early Saturday morning.According to police, he smelled strongly of alcohol, and had watery, bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and poor balance, Press-Citizen.com reported. Hearn responded to the police inqury by first offering the cops some […]

Iowa City man Daniel P. Noehl Sr., 57 was arrested Sunday after he called police to report he had not been paid in an illegal drug deal, the Press-Citizen reported. Noehl allegedly gave a friend three prescription pill bottles — about 230 pills total with the agreement that he was to be paid $1.25 per pill. Noehl […]

This will look really good on his resume. Parsippany, N.J., Radio Shack employee Andre Santiago, 20, is accused of punching a customer on Friday, according to NJ.com. He allegedly told authorities that he struck the man because he was being “sarcastic.” According to a police report obtained by Parsippany Patch, cops found the victim “holding a bloody paper towel to his […]

Here’s a tip for potential reckless drivers: If you’re going to tell officers you don’t smoke marijuana, make sure there are not pot chunks in your beard. Johnny Lee Fisher, 35, allegedly made that mistake last Sunday after he was reportedly so reckless on the road that officials were forced to use a pit maneuver on his […]

Andrew Frank Laviguer, 57, was arrested Monday afternoon for allegedly robbing of a Wells Fargo in Portland, Ore. Police say he attempted to get into his getaway car, but quickly realized he left his car keys inside the bank. Laviguer allegedly than ran away, scattering cash and forcing the evacuation of a building, OregonLive.com reported. “He […]

Shaun Bowden and Emily Craig were arrested Aug. 28 after police said they were summoned to the home improvement warehouse were it is reported that the two were caught having sex in a shed at a South Carolina Home Dept “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind […]

According to NY Post… A three-year-old girl brought 13 bags of maryjane to a Harlem school in a pink Minnie Mouse backpack Friday after she was set up by a family friend, law enforcement sources said. Kelly Mena, 24, slipped the tweeds into the pink backpack and sent the tot to the Early Life school […]

The unidentified man walked into a Deltona Florida water department office on Monday and handed a clerk an envelope that contained not a check, but a small amount of white powder. The powder was later determined to be cocaine, Gary Davidson, a spokesman for the Volusia County Sheriff’s Dept., told the Dayton Beach News-Journal. Surveillance cameras show […]

The Tribune reports two people called 911 from outside the North Coast Music Festival. One to report a naked man who broke a windshield, and the other to report a naked man jumping on top of cars. When officers arrived, DNA info Chicago reports they found the 22-year-old Massachusetts man naked, sitting in a puddle of water. […]

Authorities in Volusia County, Fla., have charged Sean Lewis, 45, with alligator poaching after his mother called 911 on Monday to report him. Lewis told cops he received the small alligator from a friend who was supposed to come back for the animal, but never did, NBC Miami reported. However, the friend never returned. After a while Lewis […]

Johnnie Fletcher Gooden, Jr. allegedly walked into a Chase bank in Texas and asked for access to Mrs. Obama’s bank account Saturday morning, claiming the first lady had adopted him on Friday. The teller allegedly told the 29-year-old Gooden that Michelle Obama did not have an account with the bank. According to the Houston Chronicle, Gooden […]

New York State police were called to a McDonald’s in Western New York last weekend when a man asleep at the wheel of his car in the drive-thru. Troopers came at about 2 a.m. Saturday morning and found the 32-year-old driver sleeping at the wheel while the engine of his car was running. The troopers […]