Today’s weird news comes to you from Huffington Post and consists of Santa’s butt crack gracing Christmas sweaters [why. . .I don’t know!] and then a man who built his own rocket to prove the earth. . .is flat! You’ll See Santa’s Butt On A Lot Of Ugly Christmas Sweaters This Year Is Santa’s heinie a […]

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Recently Dr. Melvin Morse made headlines for allegedly waterboarding his 11-year-old stepdaughter. The police suggested he did it as part of his research into near-death experiences. (He was regarded as an expert on the subject.) Morse denies the charges, so it’ll be up to a court to decide what really happened. But the allegations do raise the […]