Police in Iowa City, Iowa, say Deaaron M. Hearn was really drunk.
Hearn, 22, was allegedly found passed out on a bench early Saturday morning.According to police, he smelled strongly of alcohol, and had watery, bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and poor balance, Press-Citizen.com reported.
Hearn responded to the police inqury by first offering the cops some cash.
The cops then gave him a chance to call a friend to pick him up. He responded by putting a $20 bill to his ear and attempting to talk into it, Dumb As A Blog reported.