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Lil Wayne may break sales records with the release of Tha Carter IV, but as MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice can tell you, sales don’t always equate to skills on the mic.  While Weezy brings more colorful punchlines than the average rapper, he can drop some lines that leave you scratching your head. Our friends at have compiled a list of the 15 Most Absurd Lyrics from Tunechi’s latest.

Song: “Abortion”

Line: “Jumped on the celly, called Makaveli/He say he was gravy, I say I was jelly”

Reaction: What else but head to desk? Not only is Tupac still alive, he’s accepting calls from other rappers now?

Song: “Megaman”

Line: “I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash”

Reaction: You know what you should not compare your style to? Dead babies. Not something anyone wants to think about when analyzing a rapper’s swag level.

Song: “Blunt Blowin'”

Line: “All about my riches, my name should be Richard…”

Reaction: In other words, you’re all about your cheese so we should call you Cheesy Weezy because this punchline wouldn’t even get any “ooh’s” in a kindergarten classroom. But whatever you say, “Richard.”