Alliance, Ohio police arrested 56-year-old Timothy L. Watkins for Shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
Police say he stole Smirnoff Grape alcohol valued at $7.92. That’s not it. Apparently, Watkins began drinking from the 6-pack bottles while still in the store and then walked out of the store without paying. During his arrest, police found a stolen pack of Jimmy Dean Hot Pork Sausages in his pants that he did not pay for either.
Wonder if they’re serving sausages behind bars.