COMPLEX: A 28-year-old Linda Resa, who legally changed her name to Mrs. Kanye West last year, sparked a true “what the fuck?” moment in a Manhattan Criminal Court today because of her name alone. Mrs. West was in court to cop a plea for throwing an amp through the window of an Office Depot in Times Square this past September.
West, who shuttles back and forth between New York and Chicago, performing songs by the real Kanye and Beyoncé, admitted to having “an anger problem a little bit.” As for why she didn’t adopt Bey’s name, she replied, “I don’t want to sleep with Beyonce.”
Mrs. West also bears a tattoo of Kanye’s name on her arm, chest, and butt. She claims that Kanye co-signed her alarming stan behavior as long as she behaves “like a lady,” something he explained when the two met at a Chicago talent show back in 2005.
Mrs. Not Kanye West avoided jail by agreeing to 100 hours of community service in Chicago. Also, Not Really ‘Ye hates Kim K. Actual Kanye should see that these two don’t meet. It wouldn’t go well.