Twerks began to find themselves the main plot point of big budget blockbusters, too.
12. The Kid Pageant Twerk:
An example of what I talked about above. This is pretty much the norm in classrooms across America. Trust me, I’m 8 years old.
13. The Spiderman Twerk:
Last year’s most popular Halloween costume. Of course, only the rich kids could afford the gyrating ass. Poor kids had to settle for much less, their mother’s following them around and twerking them around.
14. The Harry Potter Twerk:
No one read before “Harry Potter.” It’s just a fact. Literally no one had ever picked up a book. That was until this young lady here twerked in front of a sign, and JK Rowling got the idea for the entire series.
15. The Marine Twerk:
Despite the best efforts of some particularly unrachet members of congress, United States soldiers abroad and at home are now allowed to twerk whenever and wherever they want. Another example of the immense popularity of the movement.
16. The Kitten Twerk:
“Like Humans Do.” That was the title of some David Byrne song that came pre-loaded on every Windows XP. I never listened to it, but I assume it has something to do with kittens twerking like humans?
17. The Ladybug Twerk:
Like humans do, you know?
18. The Sink Twerk:
Devastating for the world of twerk. This brought a lot of heat to the movement, and forced the whole thing to go underground.
19. The Library Twerk:
Which leads us to the library twerk. This is some real, indie, underground twerking.
20. The Panera Twerk:
And so that brings us to the Panera twerk. The most important twerk of all time. This is it. Faced with the pressure of somehow disguising themselves among a sea of twerks, and fighting the growing animosity towards the art form, this young lady nails it. NAILS IT. This is what twerking is all about.
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