23 Of Our Favorite Jay-Z (@S_C_) Tweets As Gifs

“I answer all y’all questions then you have to go…” -Jay-Z, “A Million and One Questions”

Jay-Z has 2.7 million followers on the Twitter social network but only follows as many people as there are unicorns in Rick Ross’s trunk. He has tweeted a total of 210 times and the majority of them were all done today.

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Since announcing the release of his “Magna Carta Holy Grail” album  just weeks ago, Mr. Carter has proven (again) that he knows a thing or two about timing. Having made a career out of not writing (rhymes or tweets) he decided to follow his own mantra and employ some #newrules by actually tweeting to his fans and followers the day before “MCHG” was available to non-Samsung owners.

So for about eight hours Blue Ivy’s dad answered all manner of questions; from his favorite movie to whether twerking should become the national mating dance at weddings. Then at 7:09 he was gone like hopes of a Jay Electronica album.(#factsonly)

That was fun, Peace all #factsonly—

Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 08, 2013

Here are some of our favorite @S_C_ tweets complete with visual aids:

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @JStormKravetz @S_C_ what’s your favorite movie? [Cliche, but, really great. Godfather2. True Romance is high on my list]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @SomeAhnBai @S_C_ who is talking in the beginning of la familia? And what is being said? #MCHG [Timbo the King’s daughter REIGN]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @A_ZucK36 @brendohare “@brendohare: @S_C_ When are you gonna put out a new album” [I’m so good I can put it out, say, TOMORROW #MCHG]

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RT @pfrank10 Us fans here in Alaska would like to experience a Jay-Z concert…is it possible? #MCHG @S_C_ [turn up the heat, I’m there]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @_unknowncanvas What would you say to people who don’t like the #MCHG ? @S_C_ [“You people don’t like Xmas or ice cream either I bet”]

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RT @smearedMASCARAA @S_C_ what’s your opinion on gentrified Brooklyn ? #MCHG [ buzzkill but, the world is changing, for better AND worse]

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RT @SoSincerex @S_C_ if you could listen to one album and one album only for the rest of your life, what would it be? #MCHG [just kill me]

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@abdashsoul Only God can judge us muffukkaz! #MCHG [love this guy and the entire movement #factsonly]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @overtheordinaryhow do you feel bout the RIAA changing their rules cause of you [It was an old rule that didn’t factor in digital]Welcome

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @joanaadriano1 @S_C_ what happened to “fuck hash tags and retweets” ? [lighten up, who spilled champagne in your cereal? #mylaugh]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @mernaa_ @S_C_ Do you have any regrets? [see: album 1 track 14 #factsonly]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @cjzero @S_C_ Is Rick Rubin still lying on your couch? Did he do this yet? [I havent checked that side of the house in months. prob]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @iMSexierDenU Jay Z hasn’t gone to twitter jail yet? [I have 5 passports I’m never going…..]

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RT @AbdulSmikle @S_C_ was there any difficulty while you were making #MCHG? [

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RT @PaislieReid Where’s the love for the Liverpool?  @S_C_ ‘Who better than me? Only the Beatles nobody ahead of me come on [#factsonly]

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RT @danieleric17 @S_C_ biggest entrepreneurial tip you’ve learned? #MCHG [don’t listen to anyone, everybody is scared]

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RT @chakaworks @s_c_ do you think twerking should replace the electric slide at weddings? [Personally???YES.. Miley is a GOD]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @Princess_Pink27 @S_C_ if you could travel back in time, which historical figure would you want to spend a day with? #MCHG [Picasso Baby]

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RT @D_cas50 @S_C_  mentioning alotta about De Niro. Has he forgiven you ? #MCHG [#mylaugh never thought about that]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @JosephShayesteh  How did you manage to leave the house with a 100 grand and end up near broke? [ahh so im not so good at math afterall]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @geespin Ask @S_C_ about his Cowboys I bet he won’t answer tho…..lol [Blue is a Giants fan I broke the cycle]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @AsifNYC What’s it like working with Nas on a track? #mchg [we had a great time in the studio. I’ll release the footage.]

Mr. Carter ‏@S_C_

RT @Timberflake27 Mr. Jay z what’s your favorite cereal? [cap’n crunch growing up. I haven’t had cereal in a bit #factsonly]