If you missed it, here’s what she said during a monologue:
“In case you’ve never been to the checkout line in a grocery store, my family and I tend to appear in a lot of magazines. I know this might be shocking, but all the stories are 100% false,” the ex-wife of Lamar Odom, who guest hosted for Chelsea Handler, explained.
“If you do the tabloid math, I am currently carrying three different mens babies, but I can confirm that I am not pregnant. If I was, my boobies would actually exist,” she joked.
OK, whatever. What about those reports that your daddy is actually OJ Simpson?
“Probably the biggest rumor floating out there is that OJ Simpson is my dad. I really hope that’s not the case because I did f*ck him once.” Ummmm, while we assumed Khloe was totally kidding, she did go back moments later and said, “I did f*ck him one time, it’s Ok.”
Khloe’s actual father (as far as we know), Robert Kardashian, was one of OJ’s closest friends and a defense attorney in the Juice’s 1995 murder trial. If you do the math, Khloe was only 10-years-old when the trial was happening so if the two did indeed do the nasty, well, we don’t even wanna thin k about it. Clearly Khloe, now 29, is telling a really bad joke. Buit then again, you may find he monologue funny.