Listen. We can’t make this up. KFC wants you to ‘put a wing on it’ with their chicken wing corsage.
No, seriously. KFC has whipped up a corsage made of a drumstick and baby breath flowers. In the promo video, they say “Love can be awkward. Make it less awkward by surprising your date with a corsage that will make her eyes light up and her mouth water.”
If you want to be a dumb ass and buy this, it’s $20. But hurry; there will only be 100 for sale at KFC.com.
I’m lilD, and that’s the Word Eye Heard. MLK Jr. did not march on Washington for kids to put drumsticks on their dates’ wrists.