Kris Jenner, Mariah Carey Enjoy Girls' Night at Nobu

Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey’s girls’ night had the two longtime friends sitting down for dinner at Nobu Malibu, and listen… I NEED to know what they were talking about at that table. Honestly, Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey girls’ night stories are what dreams are made of.

TMZ got a photo of Kris and Mariah posted up together at the celebrity hotspot, smiling, eating sushi and enjoying some drinks. And let’s not forget, a Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey girls’ night always grabs attention.

And apparently, this isn’t some random celebrity link-up either. These two really seem to be friends-friends.

A few months ago, photographers also caught Kris and Mariah leaving Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica after another girls’ night together. Clearly, every Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey girls’ night looks iconic.

So yeah… Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey apparently have a little dinner routine going.

And can you imagine the conversation?!

Mariah has decades of music-industry tea. Kris has Kardashian family tea, Hollywood tea, business tea — probably tea we don’t even know EXISTS yet.

That table had to be dangerous. 😂

But here’s the question I really want answered:

When Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey go to dinner… WHO grabs the check?! To clarify, who actually pays at a Kris Jenner and Mariah Carey girls’ night?

Because I’m definitely sitting there doing the fake pocket reach like, “I got it…” knowing good and well somebody else better pull that Black Card out.