James Collins, 56, called 911 on Nov. 3 and reported his neighbors’ rude behavior to the cops, according to Dumb As A Blog. He claims that they would drink with him so he called 911. Officers from the Fort Pierce, Fla., police department thought they were responding to a domestic disturbance call. Instead, Collins — […]

Police in Port Angeles, Wash., have arrested a man accused of using a bulldozer to destroy two homes and power lines. “A person with a piece of heavy equipment that was very upset, struck two homes in the area and also a truck,” Jim Borte with the Clallam County Sheriff’s Department told KOMO-TV. Borte said one of the homes […]

There’s a buzz happening in Beverly Hills over a group of women who call themselves the “Marijuana Moms.” Many of the members of this loosely-knit group of pot-smoking parents smoke the wacky weed in order to relax or cope with chronic pain. In addition, they meet regularly for lavish dinners where the herb is a key ingredient in […]

William Moody may have lived up to his name last Friday afternoon after his driveway was blocked. He was allegedly so angry he ended up tossing his dentures at the cops. Police say the incident started after there was a multi-vehicle crash near Moody’s home in North Strabane Township, and one passerby, a woman, stopped to help, […]

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A 73-year-old man and his grandson have been arrested in a Pittsburgh drug raid after police say they found heroin bricks, drug packaging material and guns in a search of their home. Police say they raided the home Friday morning after a three-month investigation by plainclothes officers. Police say they found 24 bricks of heroin […]

A 29-year-old woman claiming to be God was arrested after torching her car at a Florida gas station. The incident happened Wednesday night in Daytona Beach: Alexandra Barnes pumped gas into her vehicle and allegedly sprayed more gas all over the car. She then entered the store, grabbed a cigarette lighter and repeatedly muttered, “I’ve got to […]

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A woman has been detained in San Diego after attempting to steal a 120-foot research vessel while scientists were sleeping aboard the boat. The woman, whose name has not been released, was seen untying the dock lines of a research ship called “New Horizon” around 2 a.m. on Tuesday by a security guard, KNSD-TV reported. The guard […]

Police in Louisiana say a chase after a stolen Pontiac Grand Prix ended with a forced spin-out and the arrest of a man who said he took the car because he had to get home and to a second audition for the Fox reality show “The X Factor.” Detective Daniel Seuzeneau (SOO-zuh-noh) says 20-year-old Orrion […]

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When Antonius Hart, Sr. and his son, Antonius Hart Jr., didn’t get the chicken wings they ordered at a Memphis fast food chain, they weren’t chicken about expressing their displeasure — or about brandishing an AK-47 rifle at the employees who forgot the order, cops said. Last Thursday, the Harts placed an order at Pirtle’s […]

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In tragedy your true friends step forward. As it turns out, Earlie Johnson has a lot of pals in the porn industry. Last week, the 43-year-old welder in Muskegon, Mich., had his $7,500 porn collection stolen from his home, along with three TVs. The loss of the porn collection was especially devastating. It contained 40 years worth […]

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If Earlie Johnson was aroused to anger on Tuesday afternoon, he had a good reason: His porn collection was stolen from his home in Muskegon, Mich. The porn robbers broke through Johnson’s back door and also stole three flat screen television sets, according to MLive.com. Johnson, 43, estimates his collection is worth around $7,500, especially because […]

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Snortin’ good in the neighborhood. Michelle Windgassen, 27, of Louisville, Ky., and her boyfriend, John Lewis, 32, were arrested on charges of endangering a minor while they were under the influence of drugs. Officers were called to the Applebee’s after getting a call about two intoxicated adults, and allegedly found Windgassen in the bathroom snorting heroin, according to […]