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What do ya think about this one??? Via Fox 5 DC: A disturbing new trend called “stealthing” is making its way into bedrooms nationwide, but there is nothing sexy about it and can be even dangerous. Stealthing is when a man secretly removes his condom during sex without telling his partner and without their consent. […]

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Let’s start with this right here: Then there’s the @halfonioninabag’s Twitter account: Via Huffington Post: A piece of produce in a bag might hit President Donald Trump right where it hurts the most ― by upstaging him on Twitter. A new Twitter account, called @HalfOnionInABag, features a photo of a yellow onion half in a plastic bag (no […]

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26 weeks in jail. . .over some fries kid? This is why shorty wins the You Big Dummy Award today. SMH Via AOL: A British woman took angry to the next level when she channeled her inner Louis Fedders from Men at Work. One of them happens to be another man’s fries. Dianne Margaret Clayton […]

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Via The Root: Move over Grandma’s greens and Glory greens, we don’t need your greens any more. I mean, why should we, when there are Neiman Marcus collard greens? Yes, you read that correctly. Uber fancy Neiman Marcus is now selling collard greens. For just $66 plus $15 in shipping, you can get some greens with […]

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Via Huffington Post: A builder in Australia has been bitten on his penis by a poisonous spider for the second time this year. The two-time loser, known only as “Jordan,” was bitten Tuesday while sitting on a port-a-potty at a worksite in Sydney, according to the BBC. It marked the first time he had used […]

Pay attention folks cuz this is your brain on drugs! After handing over her last $50 to a drug dealer for cocaine and marijuana, a Florida woman suffering from buyer’s remorse called 911 and asked cops for help in securing a refund.  47 year old Katrina Tisdale, explained to St. Petersburg police that she would […]

WTF TODAY! A Maryland gang member is accused of running a scheme to smuggle contraband into prison by “corrupting” 13 female prison guards from behind bars, 4 of whom he impregnated. A federal indictment says Tavon White has been charged in the plot to smuggle drugs, cell phones and other contraband into the Baltimore jail […]

This wasn’t the lesson she was going for. A Florida mother was arrested Tuesday after allegedly calling 911 and asking officers to “come out and scare the sh*t out of my kids,” WKMG reported. Dispatchers say Melissa Townsend, of Brevard County, explained that her kids, ages 1 and 3, were “not listening to me and they […]

Police in Louisville, Ky., say they discovered a homeless man living at the city’s Norton Hospital Monday morning. He avoided detection by pretending to be a doctor. The man, Patrick Campbell, was wearing scrubs, a lab coat and a surgical mask at the time of his discovery, working on a computer. According to WAVE, a doctor at the hospital […]