Today’s weird news comes to you from Huffington Post and consists of Santa’s butt crack gracing Christmas sweaters [why. . .I don’t know!] and then a man who built his own rocket to prove the earth. . .is flat!
You’ll See Santa’s Butt On A Lot Of Ugly Christmas Sweaters This Year
Is Santa’s heinie a holiday trend we really want to get behind?
Man Plans To Launch Himself In Homemade Rocket Funded By Flat-Earthers
“I don’t believe in science,” said limo driver “Mad” Mike Hughes.
Keep it locked to the Day Party weekdays beginning at 3pm. . .for more weird news!