Starbucks® Coffee is telling everyone about their two new products …

The Plenta is one — a 128-ounce cup of coffee. The company recognizes the empty cup would be a huge waste, so Starbucks® recommends other uses, like as a planter, rain hat or yoga block.

Then there’s the Micra. It’s just 2-ounces. The Micra delivers a quick and satisfying morsel of goodness.

Even though that information is on the Starbucks® Web site, we’re pretty sure it’s an April Fools’ joke.

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