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In tragedy your true friends step forward. As it turns out, Earlie Johnson has a lot of pals in the porn industry. Last week, the 43-year-old welder in Muskegon, Mich., had his $7,500 porn collection stolen from his home, along with three TVs. The loss of the porn collection was especially devastating. It contained 40 years worth […]

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This isn’t what a “sugar high” was supposed to mean. Fourth- and fifth-grade students in South Carolina were caught smoking and inhaling crushed Smarties and Fun Dip candies, said Glenn Wile, Fountain Inn Elementary School principal. FOX Carolina reported that faculty members discovered at least 31 kids, boys and girls — sucking in the candies — […]

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Police in San Diego are currently on the hunt for two burglars who broke into a Hooters restaurant and stole a jukebox that they may have confused for an ATM. The bizarre burglary happened early Tuesday morning when the two men in either a white or silver-colored pickup truck, broke the glass door and attempted […]

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If Earlie Johnson was aroused to anger on Tuesday afternoon, he had a good reason: His porn collection was stolen from his home in Muskegon, Mich. The porn robbers broke through Johnson’s back door and also stole three flat screen television sets, according to MLive.com. Johnson, 43, estimates his collection is worth around $7,500, especially because […]

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Snortin’ good in the neighborhood. Michelle Windgassen, 27, of Louisville, Ky., and her boyfriend, John Lewis, 32, were arrested on charges of endangering a minor while they were under the influence of drugs. Officers were called to the Applebee’s after getting a call about two intoxicated adults, and allegedly found Windgassen in the bathroom snorting heroin, according to […]

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An 11-year-old boy in the town of Xinzo de Limia, Spain, really wanted his parents to skip the scheduled conference with his teacher. So he did what other kids might think about, but not actually do: Fake a kidnapping. The incident happened early Monday afternoon when the unnamed aspiring criminal mastermind sent a text message from his […]

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Use a gun, go to jail. Even a water gun. Michelle White was sentenced to 15 years in prison Friday for robbing a White Castle with a water pistol. Prosecutors said White, 33, drove to the burger joint, handed a threatening note to an employee, while brandishing a plastic pistol, according to KWGN-TV. When the employees ran […]

Datta Phuge may be a nice guy, but the millionaire from Pune, India, probably wouldn’t give you the shirt off his back. There’s a good reason: That shirt cost him $235,000 and is made of solid gold. Phuge, a 32-year-old moneylender, recently hired a team of 15 goldsmiths to make the shiny shirt and they […]

WTF Videos

When your mother said you should call her more, this wasn’t what she meant. Zachariah Dalton Howard, 22, allegedly tried to rob a convenience store in Niceville, Fla., the Sun Sentinel reported, then phoned his mother for a ride home. Deputies say Howard waltzed into Thumbs Up Convenience Store at around 10 p.m. on Dec. 22 and told […]

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A Pennsylvania woman recently made a glue-some discovery inside her apartment, according to state police. The woman, an unidentified resident of Lykens, a borough about 35 miles northeast Harrisburg, contacted police on Nov. 12 and reported someone had broken into her Main Street apartment when she was not home. Worse yet, the perpetrator had glued […]

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Massachusetts police responding to reports of teenagers tossing eggs at a house last month got quite a surprise when they tracked down the suspects. They told Framingham police the egging incident was “a prank, a joke between friends.” The homeowner is a Newton police sergeant and their superior officer. He says is handling the matter […]