With technology has come a term I like to call “Thumb Thugging.” Everyone is a gangster on Facebook and Twitter, when you meet in person, things get real.
And what happens when studio gangsters finally come face to face with their nemesis? Usually a bunch of nothing. The same rappers and/or singers who were threatening each other on wax usually have entourages to handle their lightweight, and we’re all left feeling like:
The Word Eye Heard Presents: Top 5 Fights That Never Happened
5. T.I. vs Ludacris
Do you remember Young Buck’s first album? He had a song on there called “Stomp,” featuring The Game and Ludacris. Well, at first, it was TI and Luda. The 2 were beefing at the time, and Young Buck was being messy. He got a verse from TI, then went to Luda like “look what he said!”
So that’s why you heard Luda completely destroy TI on the song.
Now, do you remember how the beef was squashed….? The Word Eye Heard is, TI, Luda, and his manager Chaka actually met in person….and Chaka knocked TI the hell out!
The next time you saw TI was on the BET Awards. He won an award and said “I call myself the king, and over the weekend, I was acting a bit unruly, so I wanted to apologize….”
TI…Luda…this fight never happened. A fight is between the 2 people who have an issue. I can respect TI getting knocked out more than Chaka hitting him. Where the hell was Ludacris?? You studio gangster, you.
4. J. Cole vs Diggy
Can you believe it all started because J Cole said a punchline about bedding Diggy’s sister Vanessa? Well lil Diggy don’t play dat! So the diss records began…
J Cole said:
you niggas is not Russell / You more Diggy, me? I’m more Biggie / No diss to the young buy, I’m just rapping, get bored quickly.”
So then Diggy responded:
Little nigga named Cole think he live like me / Jet setter trend setter, yeah you not like me / Can’t find a girl that you know that do not like me / Can’t find a girl I know, who know you, you dumb fool / Wasn’t even poppin’ in the school you used to go to.”
So then parents got involved and things cooled down for a bit.
But…I guess J. Cole was still mad.
He was on BET’s Black College Tour performing, and had some choice words for Diggy in a freestyle:
Picture me hatin on a young n___a with talent/Album flopped but it’s cool, he caked out on his allowance….
(Go to the 2 minute mark)
Diggy, not to be outdone, responded.
And he killed him.
Diggy…J Cole…this fight never happened. First off, is Diggy even 18 yet??? And secondly, J Cole graduated from college. That means he’s older than 22! Fool, how you beefing with a 12th grader?? Furthermore, how you let a 12th grader beat your ass on wax?!?
If this fight was in high school, Diggy would be standing there waiting to fight, and J Cole would be the one yelling “You lucky he holding me back!” So they let him go, and he says “man I ain’t go time to be fighting you…”
Remember when J Cole rapped about beautiful women and being smart and having sex? Kindly go back to that and stop picking on people who were born in the 90′s.
3. Drake vs Chris Brown
The Battle of the Bieges was the sorriest excuse for two singers fighting I’ve ever seen. Hell, Rick James and that random woman had a better fight. And she wasn’t even on the stage!
Anyway, it all started over Rihanna’s box. (That’s slang for “vagina.”) So anywho, the two of them were in the club, on opposite sides. Drake reportedly starts yelling and pointing at Brown, and Brown starts yelling back.
Then all hell broke loose. Kind of.
With all the commotion, the only people who got their asses beat…….were innocent bystanders!
Oh yea, Chris Brown had a booboo on his chin:
Is that a booger in his nose?
So Chris took to Twitter to do some Thumb Thugging:
But everybody was quiet when Tony Parker decided to sue the club for $20 million.
Then…the club sued Drake and Chris Brown.
Drizzy….Breezy….this fight never happened.
I’ve seen better bottle throwing from Evelyn on “Basketball Wives!” You two sensitive R&B thugs were so lost in Rihanna’s love hole that you forgot you’re not about that life for real.
Y’all’s security beat up regular club-goers, but y’all didn’t even do the windmill on each other!
2. The Game vs 40 Glocc
Now I know what you’re thinking: didn’t that fight actually happen…? Well, let me explain it to you.
The Game changes his mind like he changes that face tattoo, and he was feeling like a thug on this particular day.
But 40 Glocc has been in trouble for beating and strangling his girlfriend; you know dudes who hit women are b!tches anyway, right?
Well anyway, The Game still felt like he needed backup for one man, so he and his goons walked up on 40 Glocc and, according to 40, pulled guns out on him and one-pieced him.
Now this video shows us a few things:
1. 40 Glocc loves smiling right before getting punched in the face.
2. The Game whispers like Yo Gotti right before he hits someone.
Afterwards, both parties took to Twitter to do some Thumb Thugging.
Game, I didn’t see him bleeding. That’s probably powder from a red Kool-Aid packet.
Then 40 Glocc responded:
Never seen anyone so happy after getting punched in his face. He’s a happy thug.
Game….40 Glocc…this fight never happened.
Y’all were tougher on Twitter than in real life! You ever notice you never see the Game actually fight anyone, just before and after…? For example:
Oh yea….thuglife -_-
I’ve seen better ass whoopings on House Party 1!
Game needs to change his face tattoo from “LA” to Gucci Mane’s ice cream cone. Or Maybe Young LA’s duck.
1. Rick Ross and Young Jeezy
The BET Hip Hop Awards were turned into the Source Awards over the past weekend, and the biggest beef of them all: Rick Ross and Young Jeezy.
Now there were a lot of beefs that night. Gunplay got jumped by 50 Cent’s security, and was subsequently maced, and even Diddy and 50 Cent got into it. But Diddy was smart enough to get up and walk away.
But Ross and Jeezy? They actually touched each other! No entourages!
At least that’s what we were told.
These losers were probably fighting over the last chicken wing, or whose breasts are bigger, when things got “real.”
A video surfaced of this nonsense, and there was one real victim in the entire altercation.
Watch the video as many times you would like; that mirror needs a funeral.
If these two bosses were really throwing punches, would DJ Drama have walked by so calmly? Would DJ Khaled just be standing in the middle of it all?
We all know Rick Ross used to BE the police; he probably had them waiting to come and break the fight up before it started. Breaking the mirror was just their cue to rush in.
Oh…and where the hell is Jeezy at? Didn’t see him in the video. Had he already ran away…?
Rick Ross….Jeezy…..this fight never happened.
Together, y’all weigh like 700 pounds; if you really wanted to fight, you could’ve pushed security out of the way and got it on. And why do people only seem to have the urge to fight at the club?? You’re rich; fly to a remote location and get it over with!
But for Pete’s sake; don’t destroy innocent mirrors because you don’t want to fight a human!
If you listen carefully, you can hear Rick Ross rapping, “These MIRRORS can’t hold me back!”
(Okay….no you can’t.)
If I were in charge at BET, someone would have to give me my $7.72 back for that mirror. It was a full-body mirror; those cost more!
Why don’t the two of y’all talk this out over lunch. I know y’all hungry!
Hey losers, THIS is what a fight looks like:
I’m lilD, and that’s the Word Eye Heard. Let’s replace all their music with Kidz Bop albums.