A bumbling Long Island robber brandishing a tree branch failed miserably at a stick-up of a convenience store, police said.
Michael Zimmerman was busted Thursday night after going out on a limb in thinking the branch would persuade a clerk at a 7/11 in Central Islip to hand over cash, according to Suffolk County police.
Zimmerman whacked the clerk several times with the bough, but the clerk refused to give up any dough.
When the clerk fought back, Zimmerman dropped the branch and fled on his motorcycle in the parking lot.
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