#5. If You Jack Up the Turkey, People Will Die
#4. Stock Up on the Three B’s: Beer, Butter and Toilet Paper
#3. You Don’t Have Enough Dishes, and You Sure as Heck Don’t Have
Enough Chairs
#2. If You Mix the Wrong People, Somebody Will Freaking Die
#1. The Children Will Destroy Everything You Love
Via Cracked.com
